Top Ten (not so) Famous Last Words.

"Ok, but I will just have one."

"This shirt will be fine in the dryer."

 "That is totally enough gas to get to the gas station."

"I don't need to put tp on the list, I'm sure I will remember it."
"Wait to try it on?, nah, I know what size I am." 

"I'm just gonna check facebook real quick."

"I will exercise tomorrow."

"I will read that later."

"Who will know?"
"I would never..."